Laugh Small!!

1 You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

2 Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been taxi.

3 Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money

4 Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.
Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?”
A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 coin Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Boys Gave The 100 coin To The Teacher.

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5 These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called,
I’m here for you

6 No Matter How SweetSex Is You Cannot LaughWhen Cuming.
If U Know U Know

7 A drunk man was struggling to open his room door with his key...as he staggered left & right. His neighbor asked him: "Sir can I help to open the door?" Drunk: "don't worry yourself. Just help me hold the house straight, I will be able to open the door!

8 Real Men don't play temple run, We go to the zoo, Open the gate, Slap the Lion and RUN.

9 If all women in the world decide to pause sex until the cure of aids is found men will eventually find the cure before 30 days. That the power of sex if u know u know

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