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Random Jokes



1.
One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes




2.
Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.




3.
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.




4.
It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.




5.
Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesusis coming soon.




6.
I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.




7.
Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.




8.
Even if you can put your phone on
flight mode thinking you are saving your
Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.




9.
Everything is not village people o!!!
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...




10.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?




11.
Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass




12.
Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up.
What a disgrace.




13.
Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop
They will be like




14.
You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them
see child they raised




15.
Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?




16.
Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.




17.
That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself




18.
A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat
If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.




19.
Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.
Me: .........
Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?
Me: ........... meow




20.
I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success.





21.
Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.




22.
Dear mosquito, I know your primary duty is to suck blood, but is the singing really necessary. is your entire community mad




23.
Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections




24.
If you don't text me, Airtel will.. If you don't call me, MTN will.. If you don't visit me, Jehovah Witnesses will... So my dear, be humble dear!!!




25.
I visited my friend. His wife served food with plenty meat.
After eating I asked why they gave me plenty meats and yet the kids didn't have a single meat in their plate.
He said “What should I do, When they said they won't eat rat”


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