Random Jokes Of The Day

•Doctor: you should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday.
Patient: It is impossible
Doctor: why?
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home..!




•PATIENT (69yrs)  : Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?

DOCTOR : No Actually the heart belonged to a prostitute


•After my high school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the word:-  _PNEIS_. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active .
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you're thinking are WhatsApp admins





•Niggas are going for dick enlargement and chicks are sitting in Ice to tighten the punani,Only for a big dick to come damage it again?how confused are you guys?



•When she says she has a bf it's you against one man, But if she says she's single,forget it bro... it's you against the world




•If you want to marry from a church, don't go on a Sunday! Go on Wednesday. Slay Queens don't attend midweek services




•If women could read minds,  man could get slapped every second‼




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